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what i wouldn't give to navigate davy jones' locker in this little mama..... little sausage grenades....

Buddha Loves Puppies


The eight fold path for Fido...

List #1: Mediocre Bad Guys

1. The corporate CEO who donates half of his bonus earnings to a failing NGO

2. The bank robber who calms and feeds the hostages

3. Russians

4. The student that cheats to avoid getting a parental beating

5. Wal Mart middle management

6. Product manufactures who only test their products on retarded rabbits

7. Martha Stewart (after Prison)

8. People for the ethical treatment of animals

9. Wine makers who use synthetic corks

10. People who steal office supplies from work

Crab Hands