Gentleman's Mad Lib


VACATIONS

A vacation is when you take a trip to some polished
ADJECTIVE
place with your stout
ADJECTIVE
family. Usually you go to some place that is near a/an top hat
NOUN
or up on a/an monocle
NOUN
. A good vacation place is one where you can ride thoroughbreds
ANIMAL (PLURAL)
or play cricket
GAME
or go hunting for moustaches
PLURAL NOUN
. I like to spend my time pondering
VERB ENDING IN 'ING'
or lamenting
VERB ENDING IN 'ING'
. When parents go on a vacation, they spend their time eating three caviar
FOOD (PLURAL)
a day, and fathers play golf, and mothers sit around scoffing
VERB ENDING IN 'ING'
. Last summer, my little brother fell in a/an carriage
NOUN
and got poison ivy
PLANT
all over his brow
PART OF THE BODY
. My family is going to go to Oxford
PLACE
, and I will practice galavanting
VERB ENDING IN 'ING'
. Parents need vacations more than kids because parents are always very jovial
ADJECTIVE
and because they have to work 1
NUMBER
hours every day all year making enough cod pieces
PLURAL NOUN
to pay for the vacation.



Jabber

In my ear.

Bush

After office