Gentleman's Mad Lib
A vacation is when you take a trip to some polished
ADJECTIVE place with your stout
ADJECTIVE family. Usually you go to some place that is near a/an top hat
NOUN or up on a/an monocle
NOUN. A good vacation place is one where you can ride thoroughbreds
ANIMAL (PLURAL) or play cricket
GAME or go hunting for moustaches
PLURAL NOUN. I like to spend my time pondering
VERB ENDING IN 'ING' or lamenting
VERB ENDING IN 'ING'. When parents go on a vacation, they spend their time eating three caviar
FOOD (PLURAL) a day, and fathers play golf, and mothers sit around scoffing
VERB ENDING IN 'ING'. Last summer, my little brother fell in a/an carriage
NOUN and got poison ivy
PLANT all over his brow
PART OF THE BODY. My family is going to go to Oxford
PLACE, and I will practice galavanting
VERB ENDING IN 'ING'. Parents need vacations more than kids because parents are always very jovial
ADJECTIVE and because they have to work 1
NUMBER hours every day all year making enough cod pieces
PLURAL NOUN to pay for the vacation.