After googling the crap out of "rocket scientist jokes" and finding the same stupid joke about thawing chickens over and over, we, Ashley and mystupidself, naturally, have decided to make up some of our own. Next time you're at a very boring NASA function and can't get the party started you'll have some conversational fodder, or not, probably.
1). What's the difference between a rocket scientist and an astronaut?
Rocket scientists don't die when something goes wrong.
2). Why do rockets need rocket scientists?
Well, they're certainly not going to build themselves.
3). Why did the rocket scientist cross the road?
He's way smarter than you, so you wouldn't understand anyway.
4). Why can't rocket scientists ever get laid?
Because their rockets are never in their pockets.
5). Where is a rocket scientists favorite place to eat?
The NASA cafeteria.
6). What kind of car does a rocket scientist drive?
A Kia.
7). What did Osama Bin Laden say to the rocket scientist?
Hey, how have you been lately?
8). What's the difference between an Iranian and a rocket scientist?
Nothing.
9). How many rocket scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It's never been done. They're too busy doing important things like rocket science.
10). What's the difference between a rocket scientist and a regular scientist?
Rockets.
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